Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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