My sheets look like a crime scene.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
What drink are we having for lunch?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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