M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
