I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Hippo gnu deer
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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