If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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