Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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