i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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