help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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