were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I need moral support for this bender
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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