i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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