Buhtt sex?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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