Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
