i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
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go home
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Randomize
