She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
