there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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