i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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