Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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