I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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