Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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