At least make sure they are 18
Why
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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