IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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