How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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