Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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