Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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