they need to just BURY HIM!
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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