In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
