everyone is single if you try hard enough
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
