It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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