check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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