it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
