Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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