I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
She bit a glass in half.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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