i barfeds in our rink
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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