Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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