yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
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