Kiss
Puke
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
