He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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