Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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