she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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