Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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