If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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