alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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