i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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