I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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