How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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