i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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