I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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