would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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