I murdered the dance floor call the cops
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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