Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I understand Curling. That high.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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