But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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