so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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