who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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