He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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