Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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