I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
i came on her dog
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
false alarm, still single
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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